Apparently I either 1-Need to be more specific when I say buy some toilet paper. or 2-Just fire him from any sort of paper product purchasing.
This is what he brought home:
It might have been packaged a little more like this:
SAME THING! Obviously HE doesn't have to wipe every time he goes. If he did then maybe he would be slightly more considerate when purchasing the most important form of paper. Maybe to teach him a lesson I should hide said tp and only leave in sight some other options......
Maybe a nice cheery bowl of holly leaves?
Nothing like baby porcupines, hey they're even washable, good for the environment, bonus!
Maybe pieces of shark jaw, those never ending teeth might come in handy....
Ughhh. All of those might be better options than the industrial size package of cheesy toilet paper I now have hiding in my closet!