Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Nicole can't...

So Carolyn, the Purple Diva, got this from a friend, who got it from....Well, you know how it works.

I've been feeling a little kleptomania kicking in so I stole it, after she told me too.

Go to Google and type in your name, follow that with can't, make sure it's all in quotation marks-- "Nicole can't" and hit enter.

I just laughed at the stuff that came up:

"Nicole can't act."~~There go my dreams of being a starlett.
"Nicole can't frakking focus on one thing at a time today."~~Hey, how did they know?
"Nicole can't put in contacts"~~Yeah, so, some mornings it's hard, today-just fine.
"Nicole can't get enough of the PDA these days."~~Like I'm really going to stop my Hubby from nuzzling on me...
"Nicole can't find her pants."~~Hmmm, working on that one....
"Nicole can’t hide her bump forever."~~I had already decided last night that my diet starts today, not fair!
"Nicole can’t snake it."~~So wrong. Never met I toilet I couldn't get the best of.
"Nicole can't keep a secret!"~~That one is only true half the time, I can, if I really try!

And my favorite.....

"Nicole can’t flash her crotch."~~ I'm trying really hard not to, but it's sorta difficult not to when you don't have pants.......

5 comments:

Tiffany said...

Hysterical!!

devri said...

The pants thing.. have you checked your husbands hands..

ok that was bad... sorry,

Natalie said...

hahaha, I've seen this one before -- but as in "Natalie likes"

I like that better than "can't" -- although I don't think either one will turn out completely positive, hahaha

CJ, the Purple Diva said...

YOUR LIST CRACKED ME UP! And Devri, is too dang funny!
Thanks for the shout out and for playing along! LOVED your list!

tiburon said...

I totally want to play - but since there is a car named Tiburon everything is auto related.