Nicole can't...

So Carolyn, the Purple Diva, got this from a friend, who got it from....Well, you know how it works.

I've been feeling a little kleptomania kicking in so I stole it, after she told me too.

Go to Google and type in your name, follow that with can't, make sure it's all in quotation marks-- "Nicole can't" and hit enter.

I just laughed at the stuff that came up:

"Nicole can't act."~~There go my dreams of being a starlett.
"Nicole can't frakking focus on one thing at a time today."~~Hey, how did they know?
"Nicole can't put in contacts"~~Yeah, so, some mornings it's hard, today-just fine.
"Nicole can't get enough of the PDA these days."~~Like I'm really going to stop my Hubby from nuzzling on me...
"Nicole can't find her pants."~~Hmmm, working on that one....
"Nicole can’t hide her bump forever."~~I had already decided last night that my diet starts today, not fair!
"Nicole can’t snake it."~~So wrong. Never met I toilet I couldn't get the best of.
"Nicole can't keep a secret!"~~That one is only true half the time, I can, if I really try!

And my favorite.....

"Nicole can’t flash her crotch."~~ I'm trying really hard not to, but it's sorta difficult not to when you don't have pants.......